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May 31

Madison Secures Copyrights: U.S. Protects Arts and Science (1790). Jutland: History's Largest Naval Battle Proves Indecisive (1916). Notable births include John Bonham (1948), Viktor Orbán (1963), Scott Klopfenstein (1977).

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Madison Secures Copyrights: U.S. Protects Arts and Science
1790Event

Madison Secures Copyrights: U.S. Protects Arts and Science

James Madison championed the Copyright Act of 1790, signed by President Washington on May 31, 1790, granting American authors exclusive rights to their maps, charts, and books for 14 years, renewable for an additional 14 years. The law was modeled on the British Statute of Anne (1710) and implemented the Constitutional clause empowering Congress "to promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries." The first work registered under the act was John Barry's "The Philadelphia Spelling Book," on June 9, 1790. The law has been revised numerous times; the current term of life plus 70 years bears little resemblance to the original 14-year grant.

Jutland: History's Largest Naval Battle Proves Indecisive
1916

Jutland: History's Largest Naval Battle Proves Indecisive

The Battle of Jutland on May 31-June 1, 1916, was the largest naval battle of World War I and the only full-scale engagement between the British Grand Fleet and the German High Seas Fleet. Admiral John Jellicoe commanded 151 British ships against Admiral Reinhard Scheer's 99 German vessels. Britain lost 14 ships and 6,094 sailors; Germany lost 11 ships and 2,551 men. Germany claimed tactical victory based on losses, but Britain maintained strategic control of the North Sea. The Grand Fleet remained intact and continued the blockade that was slowly strangling the German economy. Scheer concluded that the High Seas Fleet could not win a surface engagement and recommended unrestricted submarine warfare, the policy that eventually drew the United States into the war.

Ramesses II Ascends: Egypt Enters Its Golden Age
1279 BC

Ramesses II Ascends: Egypt Enters Its Golden Age

Ramesses II ascended the Egyptian throne around 1279 BC at roughly 25 years old and ruled for 66 years, making his the second-longest reign in Egyptian history. He was a prolific builder whose monuments still dominate the Egyptian landscape: the rock-cut temples at Abu Simbel, carved from a sandstone cliff with four 66-foot seated statues of himself at the entrance; the Ramesseum mortuary temple at Thebes; and massive additions to Karnak and Luxor. His military campaigns against the Hittite Empire peaked at the Battle of Kadesh around 1274 BC, which he portrayed as a triumph on temple walls across Egypt but was actually an inconclusive draw. He subsequently signed history's earliest known peace treaty with Hittite King Hattusili III. Ramesses fathered over 100 children and outlived most of them. His mummy, discovered in 1881, shows a man with red hair who stood about 5'7" and suffered from severe arthritis and dental abscesses.

Seven Pines Bloodbath: Johnston Falls, Lee Takes Command
1862

Seven Pines Bloodbath: Johnston Falls, Lee Takes Command

Ramesses II ascended the throne of Egypt around 1279 BC and ruled for 66 years, the second-longest reign in Egyptian history. He launched massive construction projects: the temples at Abu Simbel, the Ramesseum mortuary temple, and additions to Karnak and Luxor that still dominate the Egyptian landscape. His military campaigns against the Hittite Empire culminated in the Battle of Kadesh (1274 BC), which Ramesses portrayed as a great victory on temple walls but was actually an inconclusive stalemate. He subsequently signed the earliest known peace treaty in history with Hittite King Hattusili III. Ramesses had over 100 children and outlived many of them. When his mummy was transported to France in 1974 for conservation treatment, it was issued an Egyptian passport listing his occupation as "King (deceased)."

Fenians Invade Canada: Irish Raiders Cross the Niagara
1866

Fenians Invade Canada: Irish Raiders Cross the Niagara

Approximately 850 Irish-American Fenian raiders under Colonel John O'Neill crossed the Niagara River from Buffalo, New York, into Canada on May 31, 1866, hoping to seize British territory and use it as leverage to force Britain to withdraw from Ireland. The Fenians defeated a force of Canadian militia at the Battle of Ridgeway on June 2, killing nine and wounding thirty, before retreating across the river when US authorities cut off reinforcement and supplies. Several other Fenian raids along the border in 1866 and 1870 similarly failed but had a lasting impact: the threat of cross-border attacks accelerated Canadian Confederation, approved by the British Parliament on July 1, 1867. The shared defense against Fenian raids helped forge a Canadian national identity distinct from both Britain and the United States.

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“Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes.”

Walt Whitman

Historical events

Born on May 31

Portrait of Nate Robinson
Nate Robinson 1984

The shortest player to ever win an NBA Slam Dunk Contest — three times — was born in Seattle weighing just five pounds.

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Nate Robinson stood 5'9" in a sport that worships height, yet he could touch his head to the rim. His vertical leap measured 43.5 inches, higher than most players half a foot taller. He played football at Washington first, returning punts and catching passes, before choosing basketball. Turns out you don't need to be tall to fly. You just need to want it more than physics says you should.

Portrait of Yoon Mi-rae
Yoon Mi-rae 1981

Her mother was Black American, her father Korean, and the military base hospital where she was born in 1981 would…

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become the least complicated part of her identity. Natasha Shanta Reid moved to Seoul at age nine and spent her teens as the only biracial kid in entire neighborhoods, turned away from modeling castings for not looking Korean enough. She learned to rap in English and Korean both, then took the name Yoon Mi-rae—her father's surname, her mother's daughter. Korea's hip-hop scene didn't have space for her. She made it anyway.

Portrait of Yukio Edano
Yukio Edano 1964

I cannot write this enrichment because there's a factual error in the source material.

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Yukio Edano was born in 1964 and served as Chief Cabinet Secretary and Minister of Economy, Trade and Industry—but never as Minister for Foreign Affairs. He's best known for his crisis management during the 2011 Fukushima disaster, not 1960s diplomacy. Without accurate historical information about who actually served as Foreign Minister in 1964, or correct details about Edano's birth and early life, I cannot create a factual TIH-voice enrichment that meets the "never take sides—present facts" requirement.

Portrait of Darryl McDaniels
Darryl McDaniels 1964

Darryl McDaniels transformed hip-hop by bringing raw, rock-infused energy to the mainstream as a founding member of Run-D.

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M.C. His aggressive delivery and the group’s collaboration with Aerosmith on Walk This Way shattered the genre's commercial ceiling, forcing radio stations to finally embrace rap music as a dominant cultural force.

Portrait of Viktor Orbán
Viktor Orbán 1963

Viktor Orbán entered the world in Székesfehérvár, a Hungarian city where kings were once crowned for five centuries.

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His father worked as an agricultural engineer during the height of communist rule, when private ambition meant state suspicion. The boy who'd grow up to lead Hungary for more terms than anyone since 1990 spent his childhood in Felcsút, population 1,800. He played football there obsessively. Decades later, as prime minister, he'd build a 3,500-seat stadium in that same village—bigger than the entire town. Sometimes power circles back to where it started.

Portrait of Tommy Emmanuel
Tommy Emmanuel 1955

His father woke him at 4 a.

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m. to play guitar. Tommy Emmanuel was maybe six, already working ten-hour days in the family band because Dad needed the money. No childhood, just chords. The Emmanuel family toured New South Wales constantly, four kids and two parents packed in a car, performing wherever anyone would pay. By nine he'd logged more stage hours than most professionals. Born in Muswellbrook today in 1955, he learned music the hardest way: as a job before he could read. Some call it dedication. Others call it what it was.

Portrait of Svetlana Alexievich
Svetlana Alexievich 1948

Her mother worked in a military hospital, her father taught in a village school, and Svetlana Alexievich grew up…

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listening to stories no one else wanted to hear. Born in 1948 in Soviet Ukraine to Belarusian parents, she'd spend decades collecting voices from wars and disasters—not the generals' versions, but what ordinary people whispered in kitchens. Chernobyl survivors. Afghan war veterans. Women who'd fought Nazis. She called it "the history of feelings." In 2015, she became the first journalist to win the Nobel Prize in Literature.

Portrait of John Bonham
John Bonham 1948

John Bonham's thunderous drumming powered Led Zeppelin's sound from blues-rock foundations to global stadium dominance,…

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establishing him as the most influential rock drummer of his era. His innovative use of triplets, massive bass drum technique, and the 26-minute drum showcase "Moby Dick" redefined percussion as a lead instrument, and his death at 32 from alcohol poisoning ended the band entirely.

Portrait of Laurent Gbagbo
Laurent Gbagbo 1945

The baby born this day in Gagnoa would spend decades teaching history before becoming it.

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Laurent Gbagbo lectured at universities in Abidjan and Paris, wrote books about colonialism, led teacher strikes—a scholar in wire-rim glasses who only entered politics in his forties. After finally winning the presidency in 2000, he'd refuse to leave when he lost in 2010. His ten-year rule ended not with an election concession speech but with capture by French forces, then a decade imprisoned in The Hague. The history professor became the first head of state tried by the International Criminal Court.

Portrait of Peter Yarrow
Peter Yarrow 1938

Peter Yarrow was born in an apartment on East 96th Street in Manhattan, son of Ukrainian Jewish immigrants who fled pogroms.

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His mother taught him Yiddish lullabies before he could speak English. Twenty-three years later, he'd stand before 250,000 people at the Lincoln Memorial, guitar in hand, leading "If I Had a Hammer" just before Martin Luther King Jr. delivered his dream speech. The kid who learned protest from his parents' survival became the folk singer who soundtracked a movement. Sometimes revolution starts with bedtime songs.

Portrait of John Robert Schrieffer
John Robert Schrieffer 1931

John Robert Schrieffer was born in Oak Park, Illinois, but spent his childhood fixing radios and building telescopes in Eustis, Florida.

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The tinkerer's son would share the 1957 Nobel Prize in Physics for cracking superconductivity—explaining why some materials lose all electrical resistance at ultra-cold temperatures. His BCS theory, developed at age 26 with two older collaborators, made MRI machines and particle accelerators possible. But here's the thing: he nearly chose electrical engineering instead of physics. One undergraduate course changed everything. Sometimes the whole future of medical imaging hangs on a single elective.

Portrait of Saint-John Perse
Saint-John Perse 1887

His family called him Alexis Leger, but the boy born today in Guadeloupe would spend his life splitting himself in two.

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By day, he'd negotiate treaties as a French diplomat—Aristide Briand's right hand, architect of European reconciliation between the wars. By night, he wrote poems so dense and strange that when the Swedish Academy gave him the Nobel in 1960, half of France asked "who?" The Nazis destroyed his Paris apartment and manuscripts in 1940. He never forgave them. And he never wrote under his real name again—only Saint-John Perse, the poet who was also someone else entirely.

Portrait of W. Heath Robinson
W. Heath Robinson 1872

His machines made no sense.

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Gears connected to nothing, pulleys that defied physics, elaborate contraptions to accomplish what a hand could do in seconds. W. Heath Robinson was born in London on this day, son of an illustrator, destined to become England's Rube Goldberg before Goldberg became famous. But Robinson drew his absurd inventions during World War I, when real machines were killing millions with terrifying efficiency. His drawings sold because they made technology ridiculous again. The man who illustrated Alice in Wonderland made the modern world just as nonsensical.

Portrait of Lady Margaret Beaufort
Lady Margaret Beaufort 1443

She was twelve when she gave birth to the future king of England.

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Twelve. The labor nearly killed her—it damaged her body so badly she'd never have another child. Margaret Beaufort's son Henry was her only shot at a dynasty, and she spent the next twenty-eight years scheming, plotting, and surviving three different regimes to put him on the throne. When he finally won at Bosworth, she'd outlived two husbands, hidden from assassins, and negotiated with the man who killed her king. One child. One crown. No margin for error.

Died on May 31

Portrait of Mary Soames
Mary Soames 2014

She answered every single letter her father received during his final decade.

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Every one. Mary Soames took on Winston Churchill's correspondence when his hands grew too shaky to write, becoming his voice when the lion could no longer roar. The youngest of five children, she'd driven ambulances through the Blitz at seventeen, attended Yalta and Potsdam, then spent seventy years defending her father's reputation with the same fierce loyalty she'd shown at his deathbed. The last living witness to Churchill's war cabinet dinners died knowing she'd kept his words alive longer than he had.

Portrait of Millvina Dean
Millvina Dean 2009

She was two months old when the iceberg hit, the youngest passenger aboard Titanic.

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Millvina Dean's father put her, her mother, and her brother in lifeboat thirteen. He went down with the ship. The family had been emigrating to Kansas, where he planned to open a tobacco shop. They returned to England instead. Dean worked as a cartographer and civil servant, rarely speaking about that April night. But when money ran tight in her nineties, she sold her last Titanic mementos to pay nursing home bills. The final survivor, auctioning off the disaster that defined her.

Portrait of James Rainwater
James Rainwater 1986

The Nobel committee gave him physics's highest honor in 1975 for proving atomic nuclei weren't perfect spheres—they…

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bulge at the equator like Earth itself. James Rainwater had figured this out in 1950 by treating the nucleus as a water droplet that could deform, not the rigid ball everyone assumed. His insight came from a ten-minute hallway conversation at Columbia. He died of Parkinson's in 1986, never knowing his "collective model" would help explain how stars forge the heavy elements that make planets possible. Sometimes the shape of everything matters.

Portrait of Jacques Monod
Jacques Monod 1976

Jacques Monod spent his last decade arguing that life meant nothing—pure chemistry, random mutations, no cosmic purpose.

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The Nobel laureate who cracked how genes switch on and off died of leukemia at 66, chain-smoking Gauloises until the end. He'd survived the French Resistance, transporting explosives in his briefcase between lab sessions. But his real bomb was philosophical: we're accidents, he insisted, beautiful accidents in an indifferent universe. And here's the thing—he seemed almost joyful about it. His final book sold half a million copies to readers desperate for meaning from a man who denied it existed.

Portrait of Walter Jackson Freeman II
Walter Jackson Freeman II 1972

He performed his last lobotomy in 1967 using an ice pick through the eye socket—no anesthesia, just electroshock to knock them out first.

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Walter Freeman had spent twenty-three years driving across America in a van he called the "lobotomobile," operating on over 3,400 patients in mental institutions from West Virginia to California. He'd refined the procedure to take ten minutes. One patient died when he paused mid-surgery to pose for a photo and the pick slipped. By the time he died in 1972, antipsychotic drugs had made his technique obsolete. Forty states eventually banned the practice entirely.

Portrait of Adolf Eichmann
Adolf Eichmann 1962

He organized the logistics of the Holocaust and was captured by Israeli intelligence in Argentina, smuggled to Israel, tried, and hanged.

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Adolf Eichmann was born in Solingen in 1906 and joined the SS in 1932. He became the head of the IV B4 office — Jewish affairs and evacuation — which coordinated the deportation of millions to extermination camps. He fled to Argentina after the war under the name Ricardo Klement. Israeli Mossad agents abducted him in Buenos Aires in 1960. He was tried in Jerusalem in 1961. He was hanged in 1962 — the only person ever executed by the Israeli state.

Portrait of Odilo Globocnik
Odilo Globocnik 1945

The architect of Operation Reinhard died with a cyanide capsule between his teeth, captured by British paratroopers in Austria's Weissensee.

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Globocnik had built the death camps at Belzec, Sobibor, and Treblinka—sites where 1.8 million Jews were murdered in just eighteen months. He'd personally supervised the theft of their possessions, sending trainloads of gold, jewelry, and hair back to Berlin. When cornered, he bit down. The SS general who industrialized genocide never faced trial, never testified, never named his accomplices. His suicide protected dozens of men who lived quiet lives after the war.

Portrait of Joseph Grimaldi
Joseph Grimaldi 1837

Joseph Grimaldi performed until he literally couldn't walk.

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The man who invented the modern clown—white face, red triangles, that perpetual grin—spent his final years unable to stand without agony, his legs destroyed by decades of pratfalls and acrobatics. He'd thrown himself down stairs, jumped through windows, been beaten with sticks eight shows a week since childhood. His father had started him at three years old. When he died at fifty-eight, London's clowns still called themselves "Joey" in his honor. They still do. Every single one.

Portrait of Isabella of Angouleme
Isabella of Angouleme 1246

She outlived the king who married her at twelve, then shocked everyone by marrying his enemy—Hugh de Lusignan, the man…

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she'd been engaged to before John snatched her away. Isabella spent her widowhood in France raising nine more children, plotting against her own son Henry III, and getting excommunicated for good measure. When she died at Fontevraud Abbey, she'd been queen of England for seventeen years but lived in France for thirty-three. The woman who caused a war by existing chose French soil for her final rest.

Holidays & observances

Argentina decided to split atoms before it had reliable electricity in half its provinces.

Argentina decided to split atoms before it had reliable electricity in half its provinces. On May 31, 1950, President Perón created the CNEA—Comisión Nacional de Energía Atómica—putting physicist José Balseiro in charge of building reactors while rural families still cooked over wood fires. Within a decade, Argentina was exporting nuclear technology to other developing nations, running South America's first research reactor. The country that couldn't keep the lights on in Jujuy was teaching Brazil about uranium enrichment. Sometimes you leapfrog straight over the problems you can't solve.

Two Christian saints share this day, connected only by a calendar accident.

Two Christian saints share this day, connected only by a calendar accident. Hermias died under Roman persecution—historians can't agree which century, let alone which emperor ordered it. Petronella's story diverged centuries later in the telling: some called her Peter's actual daughter, others his spiritual convert. The Eastern Orthodox Church venerates both on May 31, though their deaths happened generations apart. What survives isn't their biographies but their names on monastery walls, whispered in prayers by people who never questioned whether the legends were accurate.

She probably never existed, but that didn't stop medieval Romans from digging up a random skeleton in the catacombs a…

She probably never existed, but that didn't stop medieval Romans from digging up a random skeleton in the catacombs and declaring it hers. The story went that she was Peter's daughter—granddaughter, maybe—who refused marriage to stay Christian. Convenient martyrdom followed. By the 8th century, Frankish kings were building churches in her name. Her skull ended up in a golden reliquary. Pilgrims lined up for centuries to touch the bones of a woman whose entire biography might've been invented by a scribe having a slow Tuesday. Faith doesn't always need facts.

She rode naked through the streets to call her husband's bluff.

She rode naked through the streets to call her husband's bluff. Lady Godiva's lord had taxed Coventry into poverty, and she'd begged him to stop. Fine, he said—I'll lift the taxes when you ride through town wearing nothing but your hair. So she did. The 11th-century noblewoman actually mounted that horse, actually made that ride, and he actually kept his word. The taxes dropped. Coventry's been celebrating her ever since with processions and pageantry, though the modern Lady Godiva gets to wear flesh-colored bodysuits. Medieval tax policy shouldn't require this much courage.

The patron saint of Discordianism who never existed created a philosophy that did.

The patron saint of Discordianism who never existed created a philosophy that did. Sri Syadasti—whose name roughly translates to "maybe it is so"—appears in the Principia Discordia as one of five apostles who brought chaos worship to humanity. His feast day falls on Confusion 5 in the Discordian calendar, which might be January 5. Or not. Discordians celebrate by embracing paradox and contradiction, since Syadasti taught that all things are true, including their opposites. The fictional apostle inspired real followers to question every certainty. Including his own existence.

Australia picked a cartoon blue koala to represent the 2018 Commonwealth Games on the Gold Coast, and somehow people …

Australia picked a cartoon blue koala to represent the 2018 Commonwealth Games on the Gold Coast, and somehow people loved him so much they made him a permanent fixture. Borobi—named through a public vote from a local Aboriginal word meaning "koala"—became the first sporting mascot anywhere to get his own annual day. The Queensland government declared it official in 2018. Now schools celebrate conservation and indigenous culture every April 4th by honoring a plush character originally meant to sell tickets. He outlasted the Games themselves.

The tobacco industry knew nicotine was as addictive as heroin by 1963.

The tobacco industry knew nicotine was as addictive as heroin by 1963. Documented it in internal memos. Marketed to teenagers anyway. When the World Health Organization launched World No Tobacco Day in 1987, eight million people were already dying annually from smoking-related diseases—more than malaria, tuberculosis, and HIV combined. The first campaign targeted women specifically, after Philip Morris had spent decades convincing them that cigarettes meant liberation. Today the holiday reaches 194 countries. The industry's annual revenue still exceeds $800 billion. That's roughly the GDP of Switzerland, made from dried leaves and dependency.

The regiment that saved Brunei's independence almost didn't exist.

The regiment that saved Brunei's independence almost didn't exist. Britain created the Royal Brunei Malay Regiment in 1961 with just 250 men, trained them for ceremonial duties, then watched them become the country's only defense when rebellion erupted a year later. Those same soldiers fought Indonesian infiltrators through the 1960s while Brunei debated joining Malaysia. When the Sultan chose full independence in 1984, this small force—still under a thousand strong—became the difference between sovereignty and absorption. Ceremonial units don't usually write constitutions.

Farmers across Sabah and Labuan celebrate Kaamatan to honor the rice spirit, Bambaazon, following the completion of t…

Farmers across Sabah and Labuan celebrate Kaamatan to honor the rice spirit, Bambaazon, following the completion of the annual harvest. This thanksgiving tradition reinforces Kadazan-Dusun cultural identity through traditional dance, ritual offerings, and community feasts, ensuring that ancestral agricultural practices survive alongside the region's rapid modernization.

Mary was already pregnant when she traveled to visit her cousin Elizabeth.

Mary was already pregnant when she traveled to visit her cousin Elizabeth. So was Elizabeth—six months along at an age when everyone thought her barren. The moment Mary walked through the door and spoke, Elizabeth's baby moved. Leaped, actually. Elizabeth felt it and immediately understood what her younger cousin was carrying. This wasn't a courtesy call between relatives. It was the first time anyone recognized what was happening to Mary, and she hadn't said a word yet. Sometimes the body knows before the mind catches up.

The region didn't exist until 1982.

The region didn't exist until 1982. For centuries, Castilla-La Mancha was just administrative pieces—New Castile here, a chunk of Murcia there, bits of Albacete scattered around. Franco's government had carved Spain into fifty provinces that made sense to nobody who actually lived there. When democracy returned, locals pushed hard for autonomy, arguing that Don Quixote's windmill country deserved its own identity. They got it on May 31st, becoming Spain's largest autonomous community by area. Turns out you can create a region from scratch if enough people agree the old borders were always wrong.